Several hours, and several beers later, the tour caravan started to pass us, with all sorts of freebies and samples being thrown out by the tour sponsors. All I managed to pick up where two pens, but the kids did alright, even getting a Marge Simpson mask from the float advertising the Simpsons movie. Not very French, but that's the global village for you.
Wednesday, 15 August 2007
Tour De France
Garden Nef Party
The rest of the band carried on like true professionals, finished the song, waved to the crowd and walked off stage, without so much as a glance into the pit.
We kept seeing Klaxons wandering around the festival, enjoying the beer and the music but with no sign of the bass player. The rest of the band looked like they were about 16 years old, and were much smaller than they looked on stage. We must be getting old!
Hours later, and we were enjoying the LCD Soundsystem, when the lead singer looked down into the pit and said "Jamie from Klaxons went down there, and now he's in hospital".

All in all though, it was a great night, and we will try to go again next year, as it is well worth supporting.
Saturday, 28 July 2007
Pool pictures
Day 5
The steel sides give the pool it's shape.
And now the steps are added.
Day 7
The pool is very nearly full now, and the liner has been cut round the steps. It took over a day to fill up. As we are on a meter, I think it took about 100 Euros worth of water to fill it, I just hope I got the decimal point in the right place.
Tuesday, 3 July 2007
Festival Time
The Comte region is over by the Swiss border, a good 6 or 7 hours drive from us, so we decided to take some extra time, and take in some of the scenery, as well. There were lakes, hills, mountain gorges and waterfalls everywhere, including this one at Herrison, which has about 30 falls, including the largest two in these pictures, both of which are 60m plus.
That's me in the picture, trying to walk behind one of the waterfalls, but it was too wet and slippy for me. Luckily for me, Tina kept losing her grip on the camera in all the spray, so I had to stand there for ages to get this picture, and looked like I had had an embarrassing accident in the trouser department for the next hour or so.
From here it was on to Belfort for the festival. We gave the Friday session of the festival a miss, as the leads were Maralyn Manson, and Ami Winehouse, as I was worried that we'd be pestered by Ami Winehouses relatives trying to sell us clothes pegs and lucky heather. Friday night and Saturday morning we explored the town, including a long walk on Saturday morning round the forts that give the town it's name.
After lunch, and a short nap at our hotel, it was time to rock! The festival is on a peninsula on a lake, a few miles out of town, so the local authorities lay on a free shuttle train to take you out there, and it was straight forward enough getting in, without the traditional British queues.
On the site itself, there were four stages, and on dance stage, and the acts were staggered so that only two stages were on at once, which meant that we didn't have to many conflicts on what band to see, and we got plenty of exercise walking from band to band.
There were plenty of bars, and the queues were nothing like what we had seen at UK festivals, partly because of the beer token system, which avoids giving change all the time. Also, a lot of French kids brought in thinly disguised bottles of vodka and orange, Pernod etc etc. The choice of drinks was much better than in the UK, where it is Carling or Carling. Here it was ordinary Kronenbourg, 1664 and Blanc, as well as another white beer that I didn't get round to, white, red and rose wine and even champagne ( two beer tokens = 4.3 Euros a glass) ! The food was great too. There were lots of local specialties like tartuflie ( cheese ham and potatoes), snails, crepes as well as Mexican, kebabs, burgers ( including horse burgers!) and even one stall griddling foie gras and serving it in a bun. We settled for tartuflie, Mexican, kebabs and grilled duck with chips ( not all at once) .
Now onto the music. On Saturday we had Cold War Kids, Editors, Maximo Park, Queens of the Stone Age and the Hives who were all great. We also checked out Scanners and the slightly strange Deerhoof, as well as some French bands. Joey Star was French hip-hop, but in the Beastie Boys mould, so the rocking backing track made up for us not knowing what he was rapping about, and Art Malik was more jazzy. We didn't get any pics on Saturday, as cameras were supposed to be forbidden, but we seemed to be the only people who took any notice.
Being old and sensible, we missed the end of the Hives to avoid the queues for the train back into town, but you could hear it all as we walked to the station. Also it was gone 2 am so it was well past our bedtime, and it was 3 am when we got back to the hotel.
Sunday morning saw us wake up just before the end of breakfast, which we followed up with a stroll round the town's Sunday flea market, lunch, and another nap.
We made our way back to the festival at about 4 o' clock, getting there just too late for a meet the band session with the Klaxons, a bit of a disappointment for Tina, who likes the look of the keyboard player, and a bit of disappointment for the Klaxons, as I was going to give them 2 Euros for royalties on their CD, as someone skimmed it of the Internet for me.
The music started with Hatebreed, very loud and angry Americans. They were so load that the bar staff had to take ear plugs out to take your order. I did say afterwards that it might have been good if there had been a mix-up at the Diana concert, and they got Hatebreed instead of Duran Duran.
Next up was TV on the Radio, US indie/R&B and all sorts, with a guitarist who could win a beard growing contest with Mr E from Eels.

Back to the main stage for 'The Good the Bad and the Queen'. A bit sedate for the main stage, but we enjoyed it. Damien is getting as bit older, and starting to look a bit like Duncan Ferguson.
It was good to see Paul Simeon strutting his stuff, roaming the stage with his strapless bass, and looking just as menacing as he did with the Clash.
Next up were Klaxons, who were brilliant. The stage was in a huge open sided tent, and Klaxons got the crowd going wilder than at any other band on the weekend. There was no mosh pit, but so much crowd surfing that there were collisions, followed by a collapse to the ground, as the people below tried to take the weight of two surfers at once.
We had a bit of a lull next, with no-one we particularly wanted to see, so we drifted and caught a bit of Tryo, a french middle of the road reggae band, who seemed to have been going as long as the Bee-Gees. Very popular with the French, but not our bag man.
At about 11, it started to rain, so we headed of to watch Air, the only French band that we had heard of. The tent wasn't as busy as we had thought, perhaps Air aren't as big as Tryo in their own country. They were good, but a bit too mellow for this time of night, so we left early, to get a good spot for Arcade Fire.
It chucked it down when they were on, but it didn't spoil it, as us sensible older rockers had packed our kagools, and also Arcade Fire have so much energy and enthusiasm that you just get swept with it.
We dipped out on their encore, as we were shattered by then, and wanted to make sure we beat the rush for the train. This time we were back at a more sensible 2 am.
When we got home on Monday night, we were shattered, and in true rock and roll style, we went to bed at half past nine.
There are some great videos from the weekend on the link below. Kalxons, Editors,Cold War Kids, Hives, QOTSA and Arcade Fire videos are all worth a look. We are in the left hand corner at the start of Arcade Fire, honest!
http://www.eurockeennes.fr/dn_videos_direct/#
We're not up to this festival lark, but hang on .... Muse and Arcade Fire are in Angloueme in a couple of weeks .....
Monday, 25 June 2007
Working Hard - Honest
The inside of the fireplace shows of the pointing quite well, even allowing for my slanting photo.
I'm not sure how well my jointing of the plasterboard on the walls is going. It looks OK at the moment, and I have been checking them all with a flat edge, but the moment of truth will be when we paint the walls, when I have a nasty feeling that you will be able to see every single joint that I have slaved over. Still, if the worst comes to the worst, we can skim all the walls and repaint it!
Mr Chatillon has now finished all of his work, including fitting the internal doors. I ended up working as a carpenters mate to help him finish, working until 7pm on Friday night. Outrageous!I hardly ever worked that late at the Banque de Cheval Nior, only if we were doing and installation, or if I was being threatened by fat Welshmen and coke head contractors (allegedly) .
We are not quite sure what Mr Chatillon made of our music. We like to listen to BBC 6 Music while we are working, and we're not sure that he was ready for indie guitar bands, and we could have turned him into a 60 year old goth after hearing the new Queens of the Stone Age single.( Je suis le seul goth dans le village ... as he goes to the news agents for his copy of Kerrang).
The doors look even better than we had hoped, and start to make it look like a proper room. Tina quickly varnished them, to try and stop me from dripping plaster all over them, as if that will stop me.
Away from the building work, we temporarily acquired some livestock last weekend. On Saturday night, at about 10 o'clock Tina looked up and saw a sheep at the top of our drive. We rushed out and tried to herd it up the road to the gate so we could put it back in one of Thiery's fields, but it was having none of it. We tried using French commands, venez, allez, allons y, but to no avail. And cats are no substitute for a collie at times like this.
Next, I ran over to Thiery's house to get some help, but there was no-one home. So I ran back home, got my bike out and cycled down the hill to get Thiery's dad. Five minutes later we were back, after me pushing my bike half way up the hill, but the sheep was nowhere to be found. Tina had gone back in the house for a minute, as she was worried that the sheep was getting a bit panicky, and when she came back out, it had gone.
I searched along the road, but there was no sign of it.
So the next day I went to tell Thiery what had happened, but I needn't have worried, the sheep was waiting for them when they got home on Saturday night. It turns out that the sheep had just been separated from it's lambs for the first time, so it had escaped and gone looking for them.
I also found out that it was an English sheep, so if we had tried herding it in English, it might have understood us!
Sunday, 10 June 2007
Time Off
We were a bit late getting to the cinema after our unplanned lunch and missed the start of the film, but luckily we knew a bit about the plot (Johnny Depp is a pirate etc etc ) so it didn't matter to much.
The next day, Tina's birthday, we went to Limoges to her some presents. Limoges was packed out, as there was some sort of parade on. It took ages to find a parking space, then our favorite restaurant was all reserved. We ended up in the restaurant next door, which was nice, but not in the same class as the one next door. It did though, serve up comedy deserts in a gallon brandy glass, with a ladle. Luckily they don't make you eat it all, as a gallon of chocolate mouse could probably kill you.
Sunday, 3 June 2007
Henri the Building Inspector
Henry has also started to dig around the lawn, but for mole crickets, rather than proper moles. The moles have been quiet for a couple of days now.
My friend John has had a bad reaction in his own garden when he put a couple of smoke bombs down. It seemed to make the moles angry, and dig up everywhere at once. This could explain why they have been quiet in our garden, as Charlie may not yet have the resources to fight on two fronts at once. However it may just be a coincidence, as Johns house is half an hour away, so it may not be the same moles.
On the house front, all of the plasterboard is up in the back room, and I have started jointing up the walls and ceiling, while Tina has started pointing the walls.
The pointing seems to bring out the stonework really well. The colour was a bit strange at first, as it looked a lot darker than we imagined, but it tones down nicely when it eventually dries out.
Monday, 28 May 2007
HERE'S MOLEY

The little man in black is back!
We have had a few months with no incursions from our furry friends, but now he is well and truly back. I think he took advantage of the fact that I was distracted by the play offs to move in.
Since we have been over here permanently, I have kept an eye on any mole activity, clearing the hills away as soon as they appear, so that we can see where the mole is active. I have tried a number of different ways to get rid of him, mole traps, mole replant, smoke bombs and even bakers yeast ( expands in the moles stomach and ..... yuch!) but to no avail.
Finally I bought some Canadian poison. I'm not sure why the Canadians are such expert mole poisoners, I would have thought they have enough problems with bears, but there you go.
Applying the poison is a bit grizzly. You have to dig up worms from your garden. Then you have to cut both ends off of the worms, put all the bits in a jar with the poison, and shake it all around till the worms have a good coating. Now you have to try to find the mole runs, as this is more effective than sticking the poisoned worms under a mole hill. Drop some worms into the mole run, and hope for the best.
As you can see, there is a lot of bad karma in the whole poisoning process. Some much so, that I had to watch a couple of episodes of 'My Name Is Earl' to redress my karmic balance.
Check out the link below, to see what the hell I am on about.
http://www.nbc.com/My_Name_Is_Earl/about.shtml
The poison did the job, and we had a few months with no moles at all, until I foolishly boasted to my mate Pete that the moles had all gone. The very next day Moley was back.
I have tried to poison him again, this time using some shop bought worms, from Psycho Bunnies hunting and fishing emporium, but with no results. It seems that Moley likes his worms free range, none of this factory farming for him!
Thursday, 17 May 2007
I HAD A WHEELBARROW, THE WHEEL FELL OFF ..

Tuesday, 8 May 2007
Nature Watch
My parents were over for a week, and Dad is on a personal mission to turn an acre of French woodland into a suburban English garden, so work on the interior ground to a halt for a week.
We all built up a raised bed for our vegetable patch, but it was hard work filling it in. It looked much easier in "The Great Escape", when all you had to do was get a load of middle aged, middle class Englishmen called Roger to empty the contents of their trouser legs.
It is ready for planting now, although it may look a bit small to some, it is fine be me as I don't eat much veg anyway. We had thought about getting some chickens as well, but I don't think I would be able to slaughter one, unless it was called Harry, or Thatcher.
Henry, our kitten, has had his bits removed, and not before time, as he got chased by something big the week before ( cat/sheep/bear ? ) and he flew in the cat flap, spraying a lovely 'eau de Tom-Cat' as he went.
Things are starting to blossom in the garden. We have a lot of grapes, some cherries and even some olives on Tina's potted tree ( none on me big tree in the garden) . We think that the walnut crop will be bad this year though, as the tree got a bit scorched when we did our latest bonfire.
The bonfire was a bit huge, what with the dead conifers that Tina had chopped down, and dad's hedge work. It was so tall that I thought I saw Edward Woodward on top when it went up.



